Egyptian kiss

An Egyptian kiss is when someone grabs a woman’s upper pussy area

I was with my girlfriend last night and gave her an Egyptian kiss.

by Platypuse May 10, 2025

sneaky egyptian

The act of sneaking up behind an unsuspected target (male or female) and grabbing their genitals from behind with a hook shapped arm inbetween their legs.

The egyptian part of the name relates to how the egyptians would insert a hook into a dead persons ass to remove their organs.

i dare you to give that bitch a sneaky egyptian they wont see it coming.

by yung chri$t June 11, 2018

Egyptian sloppy pop

When you get sloppy head from a girl and she spits your cum on a tootsie pop then continues to shove it up her asshole

Dude1: Bro lastnight this girl gave me an egyptian sloppy pop!
Dude2: oh shit man how'd it go?!
Dude1: slopilicious

by Spiffyyolife January 18, 2018

Egyptian Blumpkin

The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed

James just got the best Egyptian blumpkin ive seen. Did you see the shots? Insane

by Sharl Kakur November 20, 2021

Egyptian Tugboat

when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free

Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.

by MiBest March 29, 2021

egyptian oven

when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.

I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.

by Madam S December 25, 2009

Egyptian Sex Pyramid

THE ULTIMATE SEX POSITION.

Three, Twenty, thirty-five, doesn't matter. With the Egyptian Sex Pyramid, you can have the greatest triangle orgy of all times.

by FAYGO_IZ_LIFE January 31, 2019