by JackinOffSquares December 8, 2021
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Get the Dick mug.This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.
Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
by Meow Meow Squick August 11, 2010
Get the Dicks In My Dick mug.A harsher term meaning "screwed" or "f***ed". Usually used in a potentially fatal and brief situation in which the person involved is aware of it but ultimately has little or no control of the outcome.
If someone notices they have a red dot on their chest that is NOT from a laser pen, they're basically dicked.
A person that looks at a bomb timer and sees "0:02" is dicked.
A person that looks at a bomb timer and sees "0:02" is dicked.
by Otaku2100 June 9, 2005
Get the dicked mug.When playing a sport (usually football or basketball) someone jumps in front of you and catches the ball. Usually resulting in your buddies over-reacting with ooh's and ahh's.
by JDM 92 April 29, 2006
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