change pig

a piggy bank, to badasses

That motherfucker stole my change pig!

by clevelandfuckingrocks December 17, 2009

Chang Moment

the definition of chang moment is when a person acts so retarded everyone in the near vicinity functionally agrees they are the most stupidest person in the room

Person 1: It’s such a nice day outside
Person 2: It’s such a nice day outside

Person 3: that was a chang moment

by changmoment November 9, 2022

change of lifer

one who decides to take a new direction in life; usually involves furthering or continuing education; person is usually in 35 or older

The change of lifer entered the college classroom expecting to be the oldest one in attendance.

by landmine6873 September 1, 2011

Alyssa Chang

A flithy little rat who likes to gang bang and collect dildos and use one whenever she gets a chance to

boy1 dude i just saw and heard a guy in the toilet moaning while using a dildo
boy2 thats Alyssa Chang
boy3 dude lets get out of here shes looking at us
boy1 oh no thats means shes gonna rape us soon

by gfink November 19, 2019

bitch change

the small change that you get after you buy something, such as pennies nickels and dimes.

yo man don't you hate when you go to mcdonalds and you get a whole bunch of bitch change

by running with water July 23, 2009

changes guy

1. An individual who causes awkward silences by saying something totally against the flow of the conversation i.e. stupid, not funny, weird, etc.

Person 1: Dude, that chick is so hot.
Person 2: Yeah man. I'd tap that.
Person 3: I'd love to plant my seed into her and watch it grow into a beautiful apple tree.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Whatta changes guy.

by PseudoWoodo April 28, 2009

change cat

A person that is very good at manipulating a red tape system to accomplish a higher good for all man kind.

Freddie is such a bad ass. He completely convinced higher management to put in his MQ changes even though they are high risk. We could all take a lesson out of this change cat's book.

by ballzakk October 11, 2007