Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak

Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.

Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.

Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain

by anonymous December 17, 2023

fifty brokeback

large oddly shaped A bunker, premired at the 05/06 national colegiate painball league championships

go do him hes at the fifty brokeback

by Canonball August 31, 2006

Go Brokeback

It’s when a seemingly butch dude comes out as Gay and NO ONE knew it at al! It is a callback to the movie “Brokeback Mountain,” where two Cowboys have a Gay encounter with each other.

Dude, you’re coming out? Did you just go Brokeback on us?

by The One Who Remains August 23, 2022

broken wrists in the backseat

handcuffs, shackles, or other slavery devices

man if your about to give me broken wrists in the backseat now would be when you duck.

by Cody5050 December 26, 2020