i got bitches

A three word sentence that describes a male human being open about having more than one female human being in his disposal.

I got bitches all on my dick,and everyday.Sucking on my balls,licking on my balls.Bitches,they know...stick it in that booty hole,my balls my balls,suck on my balls.

by Ballicker3k18 August 12, 2017

bitchass punkass ass

BITCHASS PUNKASS ASS - nuff said

That bitchass punkass ass said the grass is greener on the other side, but i use fertilizer bitch.

by The Assblaster/John Mellencamp March 6, 2009

harbouring bitches

Harbouring is the act of preventing anyone else rinsing or showing interest in a girl despite having no actual right to "harbour" them. This act is generally frowned upon and this act should not be tolerated in modern society. Punishments of this act may include being made to sleep in the 'wankin cupboard'.

One of the biggest harbourers known to man is Benjamin James Peers. He is known to pull a "westy" or a "grimmer" if someone rinses one of his girls. He can be a bad babysitter this kid when it comes to harbouring bitches.

by johnnyinmyunderpants November 4, 2010

Entertainment Software Ruining Bitches

A group of retarded parents that started a retarded group just because they think a 13 year old can't handle rated M games. One day, Bungie, Rockstar, and IGN will sue them all together for ruining their games. They even changed the rating of Oblivion from T to M. They must be murdered.

16 year old: hi can I buy this game?
clerk: are you 17?
16 year old: no, but I'm only 1 minute away from getting 17.
clerk: I'm sorry but only 17 year olds can buy this game. ESRB said so.
16 year old: FUCK ESRB! (takes flamethrower and burns all members of Entertainment software ruining bitches).

by Coomberta March 16, 2009

Yougetsu no bitches

An anime adaptation of the life of a guy, usually in 20s and a virgin, who gets no bitches, mostly used towards weebs.

"Guys my life is an anime"
"Which one? Yougetsu no bitches?"

by Kynther April 17, 2022

I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches

1) Mainly referring to when you shoot a basketball and the ball bounces around the rim numerous times before going in.

2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.

3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.

4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.

May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
or
I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch

4) Jesse: "Yo Antwan did you hear what Wyatt did?"
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*

by P.V.B September 18, 2011

howdy bitches

Speaks for itself.

Used as a greeting, as in "Howdy bitches!"

by Easterbunny October 31, 2008