Average American

A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.
Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.

I know, right. He is very much the Average American.
by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 19, 2022
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Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people
Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"
by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022
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average blackie height

6'1 1/2
this average blackie height is 6'1 1/2
by SoldNiggaTTV July 14, 2022
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Me: guys is it online or onsite tomorrow?

Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh

(average class groupchat conversation)
by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024
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The Average Shinnie

The average Shinnie, used to refer to the typical Shinji Ikari (NGE) kinnie.
Emma (Shinnie): I am not a Shinnie! ☹️ *accuses someone else of being a Shinnie*

Chad: The average Shinnie response
by npc_ January 11, 2023
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Average Joed

The type of sex over the phone “freaks” would have with you after promising you that you wouldn’t walk for a few days.
“Dude did you hear that Raven got Average Joed?”
“I thought she wasn’t into vanilla shit like that”

“She’s not. He just had normal sex with her”
by Carbonatedmilk November 27, 2019
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