fucked up love

It's when you have had a rough life and everyone you have ever loved turned against you or left you. Once this happens its hard for someone to gain your love, trust. But then you find the perfect guy. You become close with them and begin to trust them. They trust you back. You start to truly love them but they don't love you like that. They see you as a sister. You continue to talk to them even though they don't realize how much you need them. And then they come to you with advice on how they get there perfect girl who they connect with. And you help them get them even though your the one who would be perfect. You eventually become a third wheel and sit in pain everyday because he is dating someone else and you just love him. The thing is you can't tell him because you don't want to mess up what you and him have with is friendship.

girl one:DAMN did you see Alison and him they would have been so cute.

girl two: yeah but he likes someone else, but Alison is in love with him
Alison: i wish he loved me back
girl one: this is fucked up love

by Alison.A December 21, 2019

Shut the fuck up

Noone cares about your urban dictionary name

"ohOHoHo hEy gUyS lOoK aT wHaT mY uRbAN naME saYS, iM hOt aNd cARInG"
"Richard shut the fuck up"

by josh.exe November 25, 2021

Fuck up an Anvil

An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.

"Did Mike just touch the thing with the big sign right next to it that says 'do not touch?'"
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."

by MapleStreet May 8, 2020

Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up nobody cares about what ur shitty name says on urban dictionary. Would literally rather watch paint dry than swipe through another one of those generic vague posts where everyone is supposedly sexy and handsome. Stop trying to get validation from a website you fucks

“Dude check out my name on Urban Dictionary”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP”

by 23bugsymalon3 November 22, 2021

the ultimate fuck-up

When you mess up so bad, it makes it past the standards of the greatest fuck-up.

Dude, you just made the ultimate fuck-up.

by BananaChamp225 April 2, 2016

fucked up and delusional

It will always be me

I’m fucked up and delusional lmao

by Savage2.6 February 4, 2021

Fuckidy fucked up

When you’re so fucked up that like. Woah. You’re kinda high mannnn

*is extremely under the influence of anything*
“I am fuckidy fucked up”

by Nozie.rosie May 3, 2018