felix wooton

a dude that likes to play basketball and he always says bend down girls daddy got his guns

he's a real felix wooton

by savage543you March 6, 2017

a Felix Sandwich

The situation that happens when you have to stealthily cry between two groups of people, often during hikes.

A: How was your weekend?
B: I went to hike in the moutains but my depression kicked in and I got caught in a Felix Sandwich.

by Kabanana February 4, 2020

Felix jordan

Someone who has a very small willy

Felix jordan has a very small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

Filthy Felix

When a woman crams chicken feathers up a mans anus during sexual intercoarse. The man promptly farts the feathers on to the womans chest.

I gave my boyfriend a Filthy Felix and then he went gay.

by Chiipeeer:) December 31, 2009

felix..kranken

The best moot I got 🥶🥶👊👊

ayo you following felix..kranken?
no..?
you should 🤨🤞

by felixxjackshippers July 25, 2021

Felix Felicis

Basically what Adderall is to people without ADD or ADHD.

Crammer: "Hey Bavmorda, let me get some of that Felix Felicis of yours, I have three finals tomorrow..."
Bavmorda: *Wonders off chasing a butterfly*

by Tyrael October 13, 2005

Salty Felix

The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.

John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?

Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!

John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!

by dingo3 October 22, 2010