Brandon

A closeted angry bi-curious man you typically find at a bar. He can be super hot or really ugly. He comes unhinged super easily and usually finds himself eighty-sixed after the night is over.

Brandon the angry bi-curious man gave me his number only to text me three hours later declaring he wasn’t gay.

by I am me! March 25, 2023

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Weird jap that has wet dreams about women in his classroom.

Dude, did you see Brandon’s bedsheets after he was done beating off to Claudeen?

by Big meat with small feet February 3, 2019

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brandon is one of the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He knows how to make you laugh, and put a smile on your face for the whole day. he’s my favorite person. his personality, looks, and everything all together amazes me because he is so perfect. every single little thing he does keeps amazing me everyday and he is truly my soulmate. my everything. don’t ever doubt dating brandon bc he will change your perspective on anything. makes you see the world for what it is and helps you love yourself. he’s the type of person of not having good memory and very picky about his food. he tries to not make you uncomfortable on intimate moments. he makes you feel that special spark that you’ve never felt before, just like fireworks or rollercoasters. he is athletic and hopefully only loves one person forever.

i would love brandon even through an apocalypse.

by 2bv-sc9 April 22, 2023

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Brandon is the ultimate man. Papi supreme. You will come across him when you are at your loneliest and he will brighten your life with memes. Over time you will appreciate him more and more until you realize you are soulmates. He is effortlessly cool. His wit is unmatched. Some call him a Meme God.

Man, I hope I have big dick energy like Brandon one day.

by M4rzipan January 3, 2019

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Annoying, immature, yet fascinating all at the same time. Brandons can multitask in ways that no one in the world benefits from. As someone once said, “Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.” The parallels between Brandons and monkeys are remarkable. Monkeys are fascinating to observe and hang with......but hard to fall in love with. They lack a certain quality called good looks and brains. It would be very hard to kiss a monkey....just a whole lot of nope......goes against too many human instincts.

Brandon: "How come I always see a monkey every time I look in the mirror?"

by koltasw July 6, 2018

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