tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su

in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.

your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'

by tu madre es tu mama June 14, 2011

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

TU

An Acronym for someone that traded up

That girl is now known as TU after she told that guy she traded up and left with someone else.

by Tutshut September 15, 2023

They Are Colored Tu Maldita Madre

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They Are Colored Tu Maldita Madre

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Tu Linh

Lovely lesbian girl. Truly kind with everyone. Love phuong linh the most. Always elegant, clever thought, open-minded and a pro bsktball player

Tu Linh is a best of the best bro youve ever met

by Ksbdjf November 23, 2021

comment tu t'appelles

Definition
"Comment tu t'appelles ?" is an informal way to say "What's your name?" in French.

How to use it
In French, there are many ways to say "What's your name".

Comment tu t'appelles ?
Comment t'appelles tu ?
Comment vous appelez vous ? (Formal)
Quel est ton nom ?
Quel est votre nom ? (Formal)
C'est quoi ton nom ?
C'est quoi votre nom ? (Formal)
Ton nom ?
Votre nom ? (Formal)
Nom ?

by A doodle June 3, 2024