I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025

you trace roberts having ass nigga

a fuck nigga who is down for anything; angry barbaric butt sex, goon challenges, super semen time, freaky frank fucking time and gay sex with guacamole nigga penises.

ray:"you trace roberts having ass nigga".
"damn bro my bad im just into everything freaky".
ray:"all good twin love you bro".

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

Do you have food

Does it look like I have food this is not McDonald’s bruh

Jacob:Do you have food
Lea: no your fat enough😑

by Urarakaishere August 17, 2022

have a lump

To settle down, relax, and keep your mind off the problems of daily life. Often followed by such phrases as "maybe two or three"!

Calm down! Have a lump or two! Keep your mind off of politics for a while and think about the wonderful music we're about to hear!

by Seshie February 18, 2019

have you seen carter

carter is a nickname for ‘cart’ so when asking if they’ve seen carter you’re asking them if they have a cart on them

hey have you seen carter?
no but i’m pretty sure josh saw carter

by milfs101 November 16, 2021

I wouldn’t have missed

An online term of used by people describing ones own sturdiness/handiness, derived from an attempt at americas 47th U.S. president.

“Thats so stupid. I wouldn’t have missed”

“Shes my favorite character. She wouldn’t have missed”

Or quite simply a “he wouldnt have missed” under any comment section

by Ame is super cool August 19, 2025