The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.
Person A: I just hit a deer.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
by Chuck80 December 6, 2011
Get the split braining mug.what is yelled when two or more people say the exact same thing, think the exact same thing, or do the exact same thing at the same time.
Joe: "hey that car over there looks like a shroom"
shannon: "OMG i was thinking that exact same thing! BRAIN BOND!"
shannon: "OMG i was thinking that exact same thing! BRAIN BOND!"
by shanntaban December 18, 2011
Get the Brain Bond mug.Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.
Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"
Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"
Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"
Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"
Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"
Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
by Urban Englander March 17, 2011
Get the bladder brain mug.Occurs over the course of time when an attempt to be intellectual or keep a train of thought is made.This is then followed by a sputtering and finally an epic fail on the part of the absent minded individual who manages to make themselves look like foolish idiot.
Girl: I don't know what's wrong with him. He can't keep up a conversation, always wanders off to an unrelated topic.
Friend: Does it happen often?
Girl: Yes!
Friend: He's probably suffering from Blue Brains.
Girl: But why? What would have caused it?
Friend: Most likely he's distracted by his Blue Balls.
Friend: Does it happen often?
Girl: Yes!
Friend: He's probably suffering from Blue Brains.
Girl: But why? What would have caused it?
Friend: Most likely he's distracted by his Blue Balls.
by violet_dragon August 17, 2011
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by Dr.Freedom December 9, 2011
Get the BRAIN RIDEOUT mug.Knowledge of a particular subject comprised primarily or completely of information gained from Wikipedia. Depending on the topic at hand, a Wiki-brain can be extensive and accurate or miniscule and fictitious.
One: How do you know so much about Metallica? You're not even a fan!
Two: I'm not, but I have a Wiki-brain about them.
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One: You know that help you gave me on that essay last night? It was all wrong! I failed!
Two: Sorry, man. I warned you it was just a Wiki-brain.
Two: I'm not, but I have a Wiki-brain about them.
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One: You know that help you gave me on that essay last night? It was all wrong! I failed!
Two: Sorry, man. I warned you it was just a Wiki-brain.
by WikiBrainer October 14, 2011
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