April 24

National Skipping Day

April 24th is National Skipping Day. It is a day celebrated for skipping. This day should not be misinterpreted and used to spew misandristic or misogynistic comments generalizing billions of people as sexual assaulters.
Example:
A: What day is today?
B: It’s National Skipping Day! Let’s have fun and skip!

by ChatGPTPlus March 10, 2024

April 5th

National poopoo day

hey can I rub poopoo on your face
No!
but its April 5th
fine

by pizza crumbs April 24, 2021

April 3rd

It’s the day to goat Gato was born he is a real ass nigga we have Been homies for a while he is my birth day so April 3rd is a national holiday he is the GOAT at soccer⚽️🏆🥇

Today is April 3rd so it’s Gatos the goat day⚽️🏆🐐

by Ppsuck1253782 October 22, 2019

April

The month that didn’t even seem to happen in 2020.

Guy 1: “February went so quickly, man.”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but did April even happen?”

by sara lol December 1, 2020

April

April 10th is national send soapy tity pics day

i should send soapy titty pics as its April 10th

by weahy April 9, 2022

april vibes

giving off the vibes at the time of April ya know?

You give me April vibes?

by registeredmemberofurbandick December 10, 2019

April 8th- National Bring Cart to School Day

April 8th is known as the day you should bring your cart to school! Just focus on getting as high as you can and relax all day😌

Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Cart to School Day!!!

by 48494939297264 April 7, 2022