either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning, there's no point in arguing with you because you adamantly believe in a scientific fallacy- something that has been scientifically/socially proven to be false

father: son, your bloody report card is here.

son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015

national eat her out day

Eat her out day, is a time in the months of July and August but ONLY if her name begins with an R.

Omg Babe, its national eat her out day, get on your knees!

by Anonymous (309) July 2, 2022

Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

The act of telling a lost Nun to consume excrement and mistakingly decend from there mount.

Gyro: Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

Johnny: Tell him yourself

Gyro: Eat shit asshole! Fall off your horse!

by Bojo183926 August 18, 2021

You eat all my beans nigga

you eat all my beans nigga

You eat all my beans nigga

by You eat all my beans nigga March 30, 2017

gigantic piece of donkey eating shit

A gigantic piece of donkey eating shit, well........... that would be me :D

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha or you

by nizy May 8, 2005

what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan

what the fuck

"what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan" are you saying

by me obviously February 14, 2012

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

Your mom eating rye bread in the shower is when your mom eats rye bread while taking a shower.

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

by Buddyjjl November 3, 2011