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Sexual bases

First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.

Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.

Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people

Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.

Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
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Bert sexual

The act lf being attracted to that boi Bert
Sorry i cant date u im bert sexual
by Ace the greatest July 11, 2022
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sexual & gender minority

inclusive of anything CONSENSUAL that ISN'T:
pedophilia
bestiality
etc.
Rape is rape.
Pedophiles and zoophiles NOT. Why would you even associate sexual & gender minority with RAPE?
by suck_my_d33 July 12, 2021
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Sancho-sexual

Excessive hatred for Jadon sancho that makes you wonder if guys are jealous they can't suck his dick
Raynor is such a "sancho-sexual"
by Declan murra April 20, 2023
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lollipop-sexual

Uhm.. This is a new sexuality isn’t it? So my homies and I have been joking around guys liking and sucking on em lollipops a lot- And BAM.. lollipop-sexual! (we joke around wayyy too muchhhh) So.. I guess if y’all know some people know some homies that been enjoying the taste of lollipops a lot, why not joke around with this new word..? (even tho literally no one will find this 💀😭)
Damn, that boy must be lollipop-sexual, he’s been sucking on those sticks a lot....
STOP STEALING MY LOLLIPOPS! Are you lollipop-sexual or something-?!
by realweirdgirlshat5543 January 19, 2021
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GraceCharles-sexual

(noun)

A hyper-specific sexual orientation in which an individual is exclusively attracted to Grace Charles—emotionally, physically, spiritually, and possibly cosmically. All other crushes pale in comparison. Symptoms include swooning at her Letterboxd reviews, replaying her DJ sets like a prayer, and developing a sudden obsession with queer EDM and indie film festivals.
"After watching her short film and hearing her talk about techno and plastic surgery, I realized I’m GraceCharles-sexual. There’s just no going back."
by oliverrexin June 15, 2025
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Sexual Breakfast

do not tell them to leave the relationship or leave home if they're not ready – that's their decision. ask if they have suffered physical harm and if they have, offer to go with them to a hospital or GP. help them report the assault to the police if they choose to.
i gave a Sexual Breakfast to my wife, the bitch had it coming IMO
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