The two week rule

When someone makes out with someone for more than 3 times in different occasions, the person must wait 2 weeks to make out with a different person to respect the other person's feelings.

I want to hook up with Josh tonight but I have to respect the two week rule so I do not hurt his best friend feelings

by anonymousjack July 4, 2016

2 week rule

The established rule for describing major plot elements in a film. Wait two weeks, then you’re good.

1: Have you seen the new Joker film?

2: Hell yeah! The part where *spoiler* was fucking crazy!
1: Asshat! 2 week rule!
2: Shit, totally forgot.

by SteakNGravvy October 13, 2019

San Fran Rule

You use the San Fran Rule to avoid lengthy indecisive discussions about what restaurant to eat at or what to do next weekend. The first person will tell the other(s) to give 3 choices and the first person MUST pick from 1 of the 3 choices. If more than 3 choices are given, only the first 3 mentioned will be considered. This can be applied to almost anything: what workouts to do with your workout buddy, what club to go to next weekend, etc.
Origins: Circa 2001. You can easily spend 45 minutes driving around San Francisco (or any large city) for both a restaurant and parking because nobody can make up there mind because of all the choices. This has been tested and in use for almost 20 years, and 3 is the perfect number, no more no less.

Them: Babe where do you want to eat tonight?
You: San Fran Rule - what about X, Y, or Z? I'm up for any of those tonight, so you decide for us.
Them: Yeah, Z! Let's go there.

by bluelunarmonkey November 13, 2020

right cock rule

Physics definition for rotating objects: take out your cock. Point it in the direction of velocity. Your cock will point along the axis of rotation in the direction of the angular velocity vector.

Student: how do I find the direction of angular velocity?
Teacher: use the right cock rule.

by mikanerd001 November 16, 2020

Rule Number One

Don’t Die

Mom: “If your friends jump, would you?”
You: “Of course, just gotta live by Rule Number One”

by HoolioG July 10, 2020

lesbian rule of 7

there are 7 lesbians near you
2 are your best friend

2 are dating

1 is your ex
1 is actually straight

and 1 annoys the shit outa ya

“dude i wish i could find a gf”
“well that’s the lesbian rule of 7 for you”

by bluhsmith August 9, 2020

Rules of the Scare #1

Rule #1

If someone initiates a scare you have the RIGHT to scare them back twice to make up for the initial scare.

You can’t scare me twice! Yes I can stated in Rules of the scare #1 I have the right to scare you twice to make up for you starting the scare.

by Firehouse diaries October 25, 2020