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Half a Cookie

When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.
Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit
Him “i got to get it where i can”
by Cookie-monster December 11, 2024
mugGet the Half a Cookiemug.

half-first-cousin

1- Half-pibling's child.
2- Living being that has zero parents and one grandparent.
Half-first-cousin.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.
half-great-great-uncle.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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half bag car

Half Bag Car: A car loaned to a drug dealer by a tapped out crackhead for, you guessed it, a half bag of crack.
We was driving around in a half bag car and stopped for pizza before re-upping our street crew.
by Fobbio August 22, 2014
mugGet the half bag carmug.

half-nephew-in-law

1- Half-nibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-nephew.
half-nephew-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Half-Swording

The act of inserting one's penis in their partner while still soft, relevant with males who cant get it up or impatient.
I caught the village freak Gargamel Half-Swording the well known whore Muriel, he wasn't even hard yet.
by Half-Garf May 1, 2025
mugGet the Half-Swordingmug.

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