by ionlyfwithwi'mtoxic April 23, 2021

a strain of weed that fucks you up, is mood lifting and one of the few strains that don’t make your eyes and mouth dry
by issagaurdbih October 14, 2017

After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021

the cutest, sexiest girl ever. If you’re named cooki ur probably like extremely cute n petite n thick and nice as well
by cookiwooki December 11, 2024

by Svend_16 September 30, 2020

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022
