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Cookie-Puss

The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**
Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!
by Lickity_slitickitty May 2, 2021
mugGet the Cookie-Pussmug.

Cookie

A Cookie is a Black eye, a swollen eye
He got Punched in the face now he has a Cookie under his eyes
by Ed Manuel December 3, 2019
mugGet the Cookiemug.

Cooky

Cooky is a very smart girl. But very easily convinced to do stuff especially the bad things. She'll forever do good in school but outside of education, shes a wreck she'll start dating the wrong people and she will know it but she will not leave that person. She is very attractive, she loves sports, and she will always risk anything for her friends. She is the best you'll ever have. POINT BLANK PERIOD!!
Person: "Have ya heard about the hot shorty who was about to fight?"
Person 2: "Why was she gonna fight?"
Person:"Her friend was getting bullied."
Person 2: "Oh hell no, who would fight for that?"
Person: "Cooky"
by Dai.Braylin.goalz November 11, 2018
mugGet the Cookymug.

Cookie Goose

Crocobearmoose's famous line in Fred 3: Camp Fred, having a secret meaning of Pineapple Mango Tango Thanksgiving Turkey Cranberry Roast Beef Flat Tire Queef On Command.
Woah she had a Cookie Goose pussy on her! it tasted like heaven.
by PMTTTCFTRBQOC May 22, 2020
mugGet the Cookie Goosemug.

DIY cookie crisp

Far tastier but likely less nutritious than the actual Cookie Crisp cereal, it's when you break up cookies into a bowl of milk and eat it like cereal
She shouldn't be eating DIY cookie crisp every morning with her diabetes!
by Ninja Rap December 12, 2022
mugGet the DIY cookie crispmug.

Selling Cookies in Hell

When something bad is happening to you, but there's a birght side. So basicly you hate something but there's a good part to it.
Average Dude: Man, two anooying coussins came to my house but at least i can stay in my room with the door locked. Its's selling cookies in hell.
Some dude: Yikes.
by UrbanSprayDude June 23, 2021
mugGet the Selling Cookies in Hellmug.

Cookie

A ugly ass grumpy chihuahua that usually lives ina Hispanic household
Cookie wouldn’t stop barking at the door
by randouser October 29, 2017
mugGet the Cookiemug.

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