Hobo-Sexual

Man who claims to be in love with you after 3 days, but is not. He’s homeless, desperate for a roof over his head.

The homeless toothless guy from San Francisco, is a Hobo-Sexual, who has lived free, leeching off many women.

by Chick a boom boom May 30, 2022

Sexual Treason

Adultery and/or cheating on a significant other.

After seeing him kiss another woman, Shannon accused her husband of sexual treason.

by Magheera November 10, 2017

Sexual

90% of all definitions on ud

‘That 11 year old i talked too was really sexual’
‘Wtf’

by TicklerOfTheHolyBalls July 8, 2025

Sexual Deviant (Angel Jose Robles)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sexual Deviant (Angel Jose Robles)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Dream sexual

There are two types of dreamsexuals.

1: only feeling sexual attraction during dreams, but barley any when awake (valid, also known as sognaresexual)

2: only feeling sexual attraction to the content creator dream (not valid)

1: I'm dream sexual!

2: that's weird...

1: oh, I think you got it mixed up
2: ?

1: I only have sexual attraction during dreams, I'm sognaresexual!

2: phew! I thought you meant the other one..

by B10rl September 20, 2021

Michael-sexual

Michael sexual identification: an individual (of any gender) who had an attraction & sexual attraction to Michael Thomas however while any gender and personal may be attracted to Michael this sexuality may only be claimed via Alicia Gumm's.

Alicia is very attracted to Michael and only Michael so is Michael-sexual

by Slipthot November 23, 2022

Sexual Fidgeting

The act of masturbation or sexual intercourse in order to decrease one's boredom.

"I was just sitting in my dorm during lockdown, bored out of my mind. Sexual Fidgeting was the only thing that got me through."

by Lieken November 1, 2020