Something that is not ass hard as it looks.
An action or job that once done the result looks like doing it was way harder that it actually was.
An action or job that once done the result looks like doing it was way harder that it actually was.
-''Last night was under ninja, thanks for the breakfast''
''-Paris Hilton is out of your reach
+No, dude, she's totally under ninja''
''-Dude, are you hard watching Up??
+no, it's just under ninja''
-''Yeah it was her first time but was pretty under ninja''
''-Paris Hilton is out of your reach
+No, dude, she's totally under ninja''
''-Dude, are you hard watching Up??
+no, it's just under ninja''
-''Yeah it was her first time but was pretty under ninja''
by Pidgeon Impaler August 22, 2021
Get the under ninjamug. noun
When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.
Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.
Often includes:
A new title
More meetings
Higher expectations
No money
A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake
When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.
Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.
Often includes:
A new title
More meetings
Higher expectations
No money
A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake
Coworker: “I thought you got promoted?”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”
by CorporateNinja March 29, 2025
Get the ninja promotionmug. Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.
Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self
by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024
Get the Imagine if ninja had a low taper fademug. Man im a lyrical ninja iller dan ill urban adiction iri got me packin ammos knock yout wida speen sign info overload flo like a sylable slingin single singer wit wings comin out wit the heavy shit hack th flo stick a clown in th dome yo shank to th merk ile make yo drink terps where yo stood take yo of yo goods an give yo what yo heard flafamdam in th hood wipe out all da imbreds did yo not hear what i said
Ile knock yo out wit a blunt shank
Ile cunt yo wit a blunt instroment
Bang bang bang its th same routine take me down realize i aint cleen but ma rep gets bigger than charlie sheen beat smak yo momas on crack receive teeth ejectin beats me i boss slim shady like he 3 feet lyrical ninja like canibus th rapper
Ile cunt yo wit a blunt instroment
Bang bang bang its th same routine take me down realize i aint cleen but ma rep gets bigger than charlie sheen beat smak yo momas on crack receive teeth ejectin beats me i boss slim shady like he 3 feet lyrical ninja like canibus th rapper
by Step lupid March 26, 2021
Get the Lyrical ninjamug. by mily jang October 18, 2008
Get the ninjamug. by redickulos May 15, 2011
Get the puma ninjamug. Musical production jargon for the quick, bold, sometimes swiping and chopping-like special effects elements added to a piece of music.
by Country Club July 31, 2012
Get the Ninja Stuffmug.