by Tom Mendez August 11, 2021
A thoroughbred roadman, usually found in his home in St Neots with shit being thrown at his front door. He thinks he’s a level 100 stoner but the only thing he can roll is his dads jaw.
Wanna smoke this weed bro ( bent ass joint, 95% baccy, 5% weed )
Nah, hahaha, That sounds like a load of Tom Lane shit too me
Nah, hahaha, That sounds like a load of Tom Lane shit too me
by Ben102047372 April 8, 2020
A basic Tom is your old Twink. He goes to every event at the club and drinks vodka clubs. He uses basic ass sayings like “oh one drink won’t hurtcha” and “ Don’t worry about me honey I’ll take care of myself“. He talks similarly to Donald Trump with sayings like “ Everyone’s out“ or “Everyone will be there“ and “are we hanging out”. His life is actually in shambles and he doesn’t understand the gay community.
by Firecrothcarrie February 1, 2021
by willisthehy April 1, 2019
Foolishness on a whole different level. Mostly used for individuals who committed tom foolery beyond tom foolery, or to call out someone for being outlandishly stupid.
by vincanator_high_voltage May 5, 2022
A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.
Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.
This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.
Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.
This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.
"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"
"muwhaaaa hehehe"
"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"
"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"
ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("
"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"
*lays in the corner sleeping*
"muwhaaaa hehehe"
"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"
"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"
ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("
"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"
*lays in the corner sleeping*
by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege Is A 5v5 FPS game made by Ubisoft inspired by the Books written by American novelist "Tom Clancy" Often played by the most annoying species of humans In the world, ehem, Little pre pubescent boys
Its also highly addictive, leaving most to believe most siege players are Sado-Masochist, considering they all hate the game, yet they'll still play, and make all of their teammates live In hell as well
The only good thing to come out of the god awful game Is i met my lovely boykisser, who isn't a sexist asshat (hard to believe I know xD) HEY HEY JAY JAY (iF YOURE READING THIS) I LOVE YOU MORE LOSER <3333
Its also highly addictive, leaving most to believe most siege players are Sado-Masochist, considering they all hate the game, yet they'll still play, and make all of their teammates live In hell as well
The only good thing to come out of the god awful game Is i met my lovely boykisser, who isn't a sexist asshat (hard to believe I know xD) HEY HEY JAY JAY (iF YOURE READING THIS) I LOVE YOU MORE LOSER <3333
Person One: "Hey I just got Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege, wanna play"
Person Two: "You mean the Ubisoft Montreal produced 5v5 FPS game inspired by the Books written by Hit American Novelist "Tom Clancy?"
Person One: "Yeah exactly that!! Why did you go into so much de-
Person two: " I think It would've been less insulting If you told me to end my life and offered me the gun"
Person One: "Soooo, are you In?"
Person Two: "Yeah, I got some time to spare, send me a squad invite..."
Person Two: "You mean the Ubisoft Montreal produced 5v5 FPS game inspired by the Books written by Hit American Novelist "Tom Clancy?"
Person One: "Yeah exactly that!! Why did you go into so much de-
Person two: " I think It would've been less insulting If you told me to end my life and offered me the gun"
Person One: "Soooo, are you In?"
Person Two: "Yeah, I got some time to spare, send me a squad invite..."
by c1da15 August 13, 2023