mileage run

A thing where lunatics will voluntarily spend money to travel on airplanes to accumulate frequent flyer miles but without actually leaving an airport. This often consists of multiple legs flown subsequently, often over the course of several days.

Bhargav spent his weekend going on a mileage run to hit his airline's top tier status. He flew to Dubai and back but never left the airport.

by Crankyflier October 5, 2022

One and run

When you go on a first date and realize that it's not you, it's them. Bad date. You only need to have one before you run.

Friend 1: "How was your date with so-and-so?"
Friend 2: "Oh gosh, that's not happening again."
Friend 1: "Another one and run."

by magomeche July 26, 2013

Seok Running Challenge

In public, Sprint as fast as you can with only your lower body. Your arms are pointed straight down and they cannot move.

Do the Seok Running Challenge in Walmart!

by ShunF November 12, 2017

wedding jitter runs

Condition of having constant bowel movements the week of your wedding AKA having the runs.

Angel is calling into work because she has wedding jitter runs.

by Hollaaa July 21, 2014

Cum run

The act of man wanking then as he’s ejaculating he pulls his foreskin up and catches it, then he carries it to the toilet and offloads

Oh man I did the biggest cum run yesterday

by The biggest tard December 22, 2021

Fuck me running

Fuck me running...

Fuck me running in the ass ... I can't believe this is happening to me Again.

by The#1 golden queen April 14, 2023

Shit and Run

When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.

I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run”

by Vic Ferrari May 27, 2020