Snake

The best animal on the planet.

Snakes are so cute!

by Iamthing June 25, 2018

Poop snake

A very long turd.

Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021

Snake

Someone you thought you could trust. Someone who you thought was your friend.

A snake doesn't betray you or talk shit about you. Xh

by Sssssssnake May 28, 2018

Snake

A snake isn’t just reptile. You can be a snake! If you’re a snake you’re a, cold blooded, liar, backstabbing bitch!

“Why would you say that about me? You’re such a snake.”

“He lied to me. He’s such a snake.”

by You’re welcome January 1, 2018

Snake Charmer

When a woman has such a sexy voice that she can make a man’s “snake” grow and make him attracted to her

Damn! Did you hear her sing!? Her voice is so sexy that they call her the “Snake Charmer!”

by FloofyPingas April 5, 2021

Snake

A fortnite squad member who has been an admirable soldier but turns to be an unloyal nut case imbissle. Tries to gain clout shooting RPGs at teammates and probably wears birkenstocks in the shower.

you know Kolby has been such a snake lately? He thinks he’s ranbow on the battlefield but he’s gonna get ran booooted from the squad.

by Chum Chumm August 16, 2018

Snake

Kevin Durant

KD is a snake

by Giacomofux April 8, 2018