“Bro you coming into school today?”
“Nah dude I’m in the snake den from all those PBRs and pot pies I had last night.
“Nah dude I’m in the snake den from all those PBRs and pot pies I had last night.
by Paddle thwacker April 4, 2023
Get the In the snake denmug. 
When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 5, 2021
Get the Pretzel Snakemug. An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017
Get the albanian shoulderless brown snakemug. A Snake - Someone That You Can't Trust
Comes from the fact that snakes have both male and female sex organs. And how can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?
Comes from the fact that snakes have both male and female sex organs. And how can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?
by Alfiefogg December 10, 2017
Get the Snakemug. A fortnite squad member who has been an admirable soldier but turns to be an unloyal nut case imbissle. Tries to gain clout shooting RPGs at teammates and probably wears birkenstocks in the shower.
you know Kolby has been such a snake lately? He thinks he’s ranbow on the battlefield but he’s gonna get ran booooted from the squad.
by Chum Chumm August 16, 2018
Get the Snakemug. 