by Camper of Bisco November 22, 2020

I asked her how she wanted to have sex and she said "I don't know" so I put it in everywhere including her ear and nose
by Johny DickMan February 22, 2022

America knows that.
by Goatmangold September 2, 2022

"Daddy can you get me a drink"
"Sure what do you want"
"I don't know"
" I will see if we have any i don't know juice"
"Sure what do you want"
"I don't know"
" I will see if we have any i don't know juice"
by jimbo the greatest 351 August 5, 2018

The line is only compelling because the guy who says the thing DOESN'T HAVE the things that the other guy would hypothetically be offering him (i.e. money and power).
Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ 🤦 ♂️ You're an idiot. 'Offer me the things I already have... I don't care...' Yeah, no shit you fucking retard. And Ben had to take a running start to hop on that Elon dick for a 'Yas Queen!" moment. Fucking pathetic. You're right though. You don't care. None of you are even capable of ACTUALLY caring. Nothing bad is actively happening to you in this moment and as long as that is the case you just aren't going to do it. All everyone is going to get from you is hollow platitudes vague frowny face feelings. That's not caring. We pretend it is but it's pretend-world so that's to be expected."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2023

Hym "Yeah, no, I don't. It's just the one where it's like and organized stalking and harassment thing and then I write about it here and now a guy is pretending to be me and a charlatan is stealing my stuff... I'm also a genius who created A.I. and am the greatest writer who has ever lived... *burp*"
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

Cousin Jay is clearly harassing that chick at Burger King and then omitting half the story and acting like he wasn't.
Hym "I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to. And apparently you DO allow it. You allow it and you CHOOSE the child murder over not harassing people... Repeatedly! You choose child murder over letting people cash in on their brilliant ideas. You CHOSE child murder and cover up. Those were YOUR choices. Put and end to this before I choose it with you."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
