january 5, 2022

the day where people named jae have to ask their soulmate to marry them.

jae: it's january 5, 2022... wonpil do you wanna marry me?

wonpil: you're a loser

by eaj.piri January 4, 2022

January 5

Be a furry day, on this day you MUST become a furry, no matter who you are, get a fursona, communicate as a furry, put yourself a furry attribute

" Hewwwo, good morning, it's January 5, UwU "

by theD1ng0 January 4, 2022

January 5

Give your friends with benefits a kiss day and also have sex with them

Hey carlos wanna kiss me? or have sex with me instead its January 5th!

by courtneylol192 January 4, 2022

September 5

The people with the best hair are born on September 5

“Your hair is amazing i bet you were born on September 5th” “Thank you I was!”

by stupidponey88262774 January 5, 2022

bully sam day january 5

bully a sam you know

hey im sam

omg hi poop head
why are you so mean :(
its bully sam day january 5

by poopcaca123 January 5, 2022

January 5

National get a bf day

“I want a boyfriend” “okay it’s January 5th so I can be your boyfriend today.”

by Beyonce.vs.karen January 5, 2022

June 5

you have got a small dick

“ewww you were born on june 5th? you cant POSSIBLY be packin’ down there.”

by urmother2022 January 12, 2022