yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you

by 459395 August 31, 2023

yo fone linging

your fone is linging. cmon dude pick up the fone . PICK IT UP DUDE! YOUR FONE IS LINGING

*timmy’s phone rings*

Johnny: “PICK UP YO FONE YO FONE LINGING.”

by Seagull Wearing A Potato September 13, 2025

Yo momma

Something somebody says after fucking your mom

“Hey brad! What did you do last night? You weren’t at the party.”

“Yo momma”

by FegtheHedgehog May 13, 2020

Yo mama

A phrase so catastrophically devastating that any person who is willing to mutter these words in an argument will immediately win due to the enemy simultaneously combusting into flames

Phil:hi Dave did you sleep with my sister last night?
Dave:yo mama
Phil:*dies

by Zoominham August 18, 2021

Yo yoed

Term used to say you just beat your shlong

wyd? ? “I just finished YO YOed right now”

by TYRONNEEEEE562 July 14, 2022

Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021

National get yo dihh suck

National get yo dihh sucked is a day you get yo dihh suck

Damn bro it’s national get yo dihh sucked get on yo knees and suck ma dihh

by KamrynWTH April 7, 2025