Red snakes

When you have really bad diarrhea, to which burns while coming out and the "excrement" is brown/red colour.

James: "Fucking hell mate, I was on the bog last night and I had red snakes

Dave: "Sounds rough"

by kjdfshfkldsflkhsdkf August 08, 2020

Snow Snake

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow

These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.

by Fuckrussia October 06, 2017

Snake Tounge

The act of shitting a malliable log while wearing a G-String with enough force to get it to split it down the middle resembling the tounge of a serpent.

"Center it up, the sides arn't symmetrical on that "Snake Tounge"."

by DirtyDan_ January 14, 2014

tiddie snake

A tiddie snake is a snake that lives inside a girls bra. Preferably if the girl has big tiddies. Tiddie snakes really like cute hats, lollipops and pizza. They also like to lick stuff.

Haver you seen my tiddie snake named Nugget? He is so cute, even though he licks me all the time.

by NuggetSenpai November 15, 2017

The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Makes snake

When something just makes complete and utter sense!

Drinking wine with the bubble butts right now makes snake 🐍

by XtianR May 06, 2018

Snake eyes in Heaven

The low odds of achieving something that is very lucky and wanted, but unlikely (stems from term “snake eyes”, rolling two ones on a pair of dice)

She prayed for snake eyes in Heaven as the judges totaled her score.

by DarkMacademia March 29, 2021