Tom

Tom is a guy who listen to 187. He plays football and is a huge fan of the club MSV Duisburg. He stands up for his Rights and tries to defend himself in any situation. His dreamjob is to become a reporter of a huge company.

No example for Tom

by AnonymousKnowsEverything January 03, 2017

Tom

10/10, looks & personality.

A Tom won’t just be your best friend, he’ll also be your father in law after he takes your mother. Once you have Tom in your life you’d be stupid to let him go, they are loyal and loving.

Normally really good fighters so if you need backing, call Tom. They tend to drive the best cars. Get all the girls but push them aside for their soulmate.

If you are lucky enough to have a Tom in your life, keep them, because they’ll be rich one day and treat everyone around them.

They also have a 6-12” penis.

Tom is a sexy male

by ZTKOPLTY November 23, 2021

Tom

he likes to fuck my mother and i don’t like it

Tom: mm mother

by November 22, 2021

Tom Marvolo Riddle

A Slytherin guy, who is often found trying to kill Harry at the end of each of the books in some way or another.

Also known as the Muggle name for Lord Voldemort.

V/TMR: Voldemort is my past, present and future. - Tom writes his name in midair. Tom Marvolo Riddle rearranges it's letters to spell I am Lord Voldemort-
H: -gasps-

by KillerBangs May 04, 2023

Tom pato

a person named tom but is also a homosexual, should be called tom pato.

hey is that tom, aint he gay? ,well we call him Tom Pato for a reason

by nukii October 18, 2019

Turkey Tom Syndrome

Being purposely obtuse to act cool. (Mainly toward black celebrities)

“Who’s this Kendrick Lamar you speak of?”
“What is a Kanye West?”
“Obama? Never heard of em.”
Turkey Tom syndrome is very contagious.

by Banmi June 08, 2024

Pull a tom

Cancelling on people last minute

"are you going to meet ruben tomorrow?"
"no, I think I will pull a tom"

by BigDeck May 29, 2024