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Fri Ninja

A sneaky person who will always steal your fries, you wont notice until it's to late.

Kyli : D
person 1: Dude what happened to your fries?

Person 2: KYLI????

person 3: You are officially a fri ninja! xD
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Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.
"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."
by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018
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Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound
Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!
by Malent October 23, 2014
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trailerpark ninja

A fierce warrior with minimal teeth however a surplus of ninja skills learned via swatting flies in the summer.
That boy his hands is quick, he’s a trailerpark ninja! - Huffman and Stefanie
by Black Mamba 81 July 1, 2021
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Ninja

Word describing anything relating to, but not limited to, the most legendary warrior of all time. His name is unknown, but he is said to prestently reside in Livermore, California. The only clue of this legendary warrior that has been found are the letter, "T" and and word, "Beastman".
"That guy is so legendary. It's like he is truly a ninja."

"Sleep with one eye open, or the ninja will get you."
by Silent Prophet January 30, 2010
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dire sneaky ninja

It is when someone has sex with someone from ISIS in a balaclava
Hey I just did a dire sneaky ninja with a guy from Syria the other day
by Mr SwagManYep September 25, 2016
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Ninja

A discount N-Word to be racist but not racist
Person 1: “LISTEN HERE NINJA!”
Person 2: “DID U JUST CALL ME A CLASSIFIED!?”
Person 1: “no i said ninja.”
Person 2: “oh ok.”
by Bingus Fan January 22, 2022
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