Dragon Mom

An individual that obsesses over their pet.

Person A) Yo, did you see Pete's dog on instagram. He did a back flip onto a skateboard.

Person B) Yah, man... He a dragon mom.

by aninjaturtle November 18, 2017

Your mom gay

Quite possibly the most effective and dangerous insult to use against someone. Has the vulgar power of 5 billion nuclear suns inside and has the potential to end the target's career, dignity or even life. Should always be used as a final blow, if things get too out of hand.

Adding the word 'lol' at the end of the phrase enhances its power and signifies how your target's mother's state of homosexuality is amusing for you. You mock your victim's weakness. You're basically a god when you say it.

Opponent: "you're a goddamn nuisance and you should never have been born"
You: "your mom gay..."
*universe holds its breath*
You: : "...lol"
*universe implodes*

by whoreboys March 3, 2018

Doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

i'm doin your mom on saturday

by bigmoneymatt February 24, 2020

Ur mom gay

One of the ultimate insults, can be reverted by the almighty "No u".

James: hey Alex ur mom gay
Alex: No u
James: *dies*

by Communist Fish December 11, 2020

doin ur mom

doin ur mom doin doin ur mom

doin ur mom doin doin ur mom

by arlind-arlind-arlind-arlind December 26, 2019

soccer mom reflex

A reflex that occurs when an otherwise well-mannered mother perceives her child has been threatened, slighted or other-wised maligned causing an uncontrolled outburst.

I could feel my soccer mom reflex go into action when I heard another kid's mom getting on to my son. I snapped and said, "Oh, no, you didn't just point your finger at MY son!"

by Lil Momacita January 1, 2014

lerner's mom

1. Mother of Lerner the Greater and Franklin, a turtle known for his reclusive habits.
2. Cherry Joy Bessylance
3. pee pee

Dude, have you seen Lerner's mom?
Yeah, she's legit.

by slob March 20, 2005