beat freak

someone who literally just gets high, cleans and makes beats.

oh do u know Mackenzie & Sean? ugh they’re such fucking beat freaks! they do be living they best life doe....

by knziboots April 8, 2020

dirty beating

verb: when you sexually engage someone submissive in a vigorous manner.

"I gave this girl a dirty beating last night." or "I just want to give this girl a dirty beating right here and I don't care who sees it'

by bone thruster September 8, 2014

Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...

Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.

by Zed Numar July 13, 2021

Beats

Beats are arguably the most popular pair of headphones out there. Also some of the most expensive. They were designed by a rap/artist that goes by "Dr. Dre" and are only owned by cool kids.

Guy1: "Yo dump that shit pair of headphones ya got there, instead buy urself a pair of beats!!!!"
Guy2: "What's so special about beats anyway, I've tried them and they sound exactly the same as this pair of sony headphones..?"
Guy1: "Well they're sold by Apple and look cool silly boi! They also make you look cool."
Guy2: "WoW I have to get those."

by coolestkidever69420 August 7, 2019

BEAT THE SANDMAN

When you start masturbating as soon as your sleep meds start kicking in and finish before you pass out.

Took 4 PM's last night and "Beat the sandman" to dream world.

by EyeAmTimmmay August 3, 2021

Beat u

To invite a friend to beat their dog

I’m gonna beat u

by The real sigma rizzler September 26, 2024

Beating Another's meat

A handjob.

Alder: I beat Claire's meat and it felt good!

Claire: I also did the same to you, we should do this again. Another time?

Alder: OH HELL YEAH!

An Example of a sentence about beating another's meat.

by PencilBuzz August 30, 2023