Tom

A man who will fuck you in the ass if you don't suck him off

Luis: please Tom don't fuck me in the ass i will suck you off as much as you want just please dont

by JO3D3LP5 May 28, 2015

Tom Roberts

This is an important process, make sure you follow all steps closely: Firstly, you must locate your nearest park in your area. Secondly, while rather difficult to obtain for some, you must indulge in a adequate amount of Ketamine. Lastly, and the most fun part, you must return home with immediate effect and violently attack your mother, with the option of beating your sister straight after.

I'm very bored, I might attempt the Tom Roberts tonight.

by Sexy yet fragile December 9, 2022

Tom

He compliments you the one day, the other day he doesnt know you. However, he has an angel like laugh, he is talented and smart, even if he doesnt know about it. If you know a Tom, keep him. He is a treasure.

Person 1: see dis guy?
Person 2: yeah. Hes a Tom.
Person 1: what? I talk to him
Person 2: Keep him. Hes worth it.

by #not worth living September 2, 2020

Tom Galligan

Easily the most incredible human being on earth. Synonymous with:

Incredible Victory

A master of the bedroom

Saviour of mankind

Infinite source of wisdom

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When you meet a Tom Galligan, supernatural forces will cause you to bow down from the power of his very existence.

Tom Galligan is also infinitely knowledgeable and is often mistaken for a scaled up version of God.

When accompanied with a Nick of any kind, Tom Galligans truly become the most wonderful person on earth.

Girl: Hey, why can't you walk?

Girl 2: I went home with Tom Galligan last night.

Girl : Ohh.

by Wonderofmankind August 22, 2011

tom

hottest man alive he has infinite friends no one messes with him or he bets u up and he the best at footy ever

tom kicks a goal

tom: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

by joely955 May 17, 2021

Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.

"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

tom

tom is defo sus and likes cock up his ass hes like the new version of hitler with a better kd

joe: who is tom

ben: tom is the new hitler but hes gay

joe: whos joe

ben:joe MAMA
obama: come an take this L

*joe dies from cumming in toms ass*

by Localsnitch beater June 11, 2021