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The Best Person Ever

-Who’s the best person ever?
-Kace.
by TwojaStara August 3, 2021
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.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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Person the 3rd

A bitch.

You are a narcissistic prick who only believe in being better than others entirely, he jerks off and ejaculates onto pieces of toast in the morning to increase his nutrients intake. He whispers seductively to minors in a call and believes in white supremacy. He also looks like the character Ken Carson from Barbie’s life in the dream house, his hair is more dry than my dick after 15 years of no sex. He’s a no good dirty troglodyte that should be eliminated.
That guy is a “person the 3rd
by Akithegoat June 13, 2024
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Personal Fluffer

Man or woman who gives fellatio to someone while the receiver watches porn. The goal is to keep them on the edge of orgasm for as long as possible. Can be interchangeable with Personal Cocksucker.
I lost a bet with my buddy, now I have to spend the next few hours under his desk being his personal fluffer. I hope he doesn’t blackmail me into being his personal cocksucker too.
by Knows-too-much May 8, 2023
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dog person

person a: “hey i’m going over to todd’s house this afternoon
person b: “oh, I heard that todd’s a dog person. be careful”
person a: “i’ll make sure to keep my shoes on. thanks for letting me know”
by goldfish cracker #34 November 4, 2023
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Two Person Mosh Pit

"Is that...is that a two person mosh pit in front of the stage?"
"Back in my day, we called them 'fistfights'."
by marblesoda July 17, 2016
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Sounds like a personal problem

“Damn my phone just broke” That sounds like a personal problem
by Kb78702 July 10, 2022
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