Colorado Snow Cannon

A sexual act where the man nuts into an ice cube tray and freezes his semen overnight. After the cum is frozen, the man will crush it and insert the fragments into his spouse's pussy. They will then wait a minute for the Cum Cubes to slightly melt, and the woman will queef. This will send several slightly gooey frozen nut fragments everywhere, thus producing a Colorado Snow Cannon.

Example:

Wife: I'm bored of normal boring sex

Man: We can try one of the kinky ones, do you wanna do that?

Wife: We've already done the Oklahoma hand grenade, the Green Bay butter churner, and i fucked you with a strap. What else is there to do?!

Man: We can try a Colorado Snow Cannon

by WildoDilly February 20, 2026

Virginia Snow Storm

When you promise her 12 inches but she only gets 3.

I may not be a weather man but you are going to get a Virginia Snow Storm tonight!!

by JR Schooky March 2, 2026

Snow squirrel

Snow squirrel, a racist term to call a white person

Get that got dang snow squirrel out my seat

by Iceray March 8, 2026

Australian Snow Mobile

A man takes a shit then proceeds to freeze it. Once it has solidified he will place the poo between a females breasts. He then proceeds to titty fuck her until the shit defrosts leaving a shitty mess.

I took a monster shit today. I'm gonna freeze it and give Max the ultimate Australian Snow Mobile

by user2234565 March 10, 2026