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Banana PINGAS Muffins

What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.
Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!
by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016
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Spongey Muffin

The act of rubbing one’s neck against another’s neck interlocking in an intimate neck hug. Usually done between bros.
Hey dude can we spongey muffin! Yeah dude I need a good spongey muffin to lift my spirits!
by Spongeymuffinman May 30, 2018
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muffin tissue pie

When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.
After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.
by Wiseguy25 February 28, 2016
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My little muffin baby

My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D
Kayla: “woah is that my little muffin baby”
Him: “yeah my little marshmallow lover
by Littlemarshmallowlover May 3, 2022
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Muffin men

by Tinytwink69 March 21, 2023
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gag-a-muffin

When a woman with a yeast infection proceeds to insert a muffin into her vagina and then has her boyfriend eat it...thus making the boyfriend gag and possible puke.
Man my bitch pulled the gag-a-muffin on me yo
by raaaaaawh July 9, 2010
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Dust Muffin

An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.
Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.

I would tap that dust muffin!
by Nikkilicous January 11, 2024
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