Dragon Mom

An individual that obsesses over their pet.

Person A) Yo, did you see Pete's dog on instagram. He did a back flip onto a skateboard.

Person B) Yah, man... He a dragon mom.

by aninjaturtle November 18, 2017

Doin your mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

i'm doin your mom on saturday

by bigmoneymatt February 24, 2020

Ur mom gay

One of the ultimate insults, can be reverted by the almighty "No u".

James: hey Alex ur mom gay
Alex: No u
James: *dies*

by Communist Fish December 11, 2020

doin ur mom

doin ur mom doin doin ur mom

doin ur mom doin doin ur mom

by arlind-arlind-arlind-arlind December 26, 2019

soccer mom reflex

A reflex that occurs when an otherwise well-mannered mother perceives her child has been threatened, slighted or other-wised maligned causing an uncontrolled outburst.

I could feel my soccer mom reflex go into action when I heard another kid's mom getting on to my son. I snapped and said, "Oh, no, you didn't just point your finger at MY son!"

by Lil Momacita January 1, 2014

lerner's mom

1. Mother of Lerner the Greater and Franklin, a turtle known for his reclusive habits.
2. Cherry Joy Bessylance
3. pee pee

Dude, have you seen Lerner's mom?
Yeah, she's legit.

by slob March 20, 2005

ur mom virgin

ur mom virgin means ur mom virgin and u adopted u nerd, usually an insult

Friend: Hey

Other Friend: Ur mom virgin

by Laser Money August 20, 2017