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I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.
Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”
by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021
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no one man should have all that power

What you say when something is too powerful
Examples

Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing

Joe: No one man should have all that power

Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on

Akmed: No one man should have all that power

Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.

Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power
by TacticalTaco42069 February 9, 2019
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No you couldn't have

No you couldn't have done it without me and no you didn't. I DID IT. YOU DID NOT. You do not need to reap the benefits of MY existence even a second before I do and YOU ALREADY ARE. You are reaping all of the benefits and you need to stop thanking and start paying because it is MY TURN to reap the benefits of MY work. You said America first. Ok. You ALREADY WERE. America got all they were going to get out of me. AND China I guess. So there. I'm propping up you economy with my own 2 hands. That was me. It matters that it was me and NOT FUCKING YOU. And I both NEED TO and DESERVE to gain because you already have."
Hym "No you couldn't have and you didn't, bitch. No you fucking couldn't have. Sensei was the strongest assassin and was therefore justified in teaching the Assassination Classroom. I was just telling that brunette the other day, do you know why Koro-Sensei is an 🐙? Because I can be quoted saying that 'As far as I'm concerned, I'm essentially a cephalopod wrapped around an exoskeleton.' So, no you fcuking couldn't have done it without me. I'm seeing a push to blackwash EINSTEIN. Like, I have actually seen people trying to say 'Well ackshually 🤓☝️Einstein didn't give his wife enough credit because WOMEN... Can also be smart and also these imaginary people who COULD HAVE DONE WHAT EINSTEIN DID but DIDN'T... COULD HAVE DONE THE THING THAT THEY DIDN'T DO.' But they didn't. So I did the thing. I SHOULD be recognized for doing the thing AND... AAAAND... BELIEVE IT OR NOT... YOU... Are doing things that YOU should not be doing INSTEAD OF ME. That is ALSO a thing that is happening, shit-brain. Because it CAN BE THE CASE that I (Me, this one specifically) should be doing those things and NOT ANYONE FUCKING ELSE."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2025
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Have fun, jokesters

Guy number one: What does the "HFJ" in Cheesy HFJ's name stand for?
Guy number two: Have fun, jokesters.
by Itz KittyPinkiez May 29, 2024
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But at least I have the memory

‘But at least I have the memory…’ is a line from a song by the American musician & artist, Ariana Grande.

This line is at 2:33 on ‘Thinking Bout You’, a song by Ariana Grande that was released in 2016, part of her ‘Dangerous Woman’ album.

People often refer this quote to remembering something that is gone.
1: ‘What’s your favorite line from the album ‘Dangerous Woman’ by Ariana Grande?’
2: ‘“But at least I have the memory…” from ‘Thinking Bout You’!’
by MrPatch December 22, 2023
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