half-co-cousin-in-law

Spouse's half-cousin's spouse.

half-co-cousin-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Half a Cookie

When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.

Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”

by Cookie-monster December 11, 2024

half-great-great-uncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'

Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?

by involutia October 31, 2025

double-half-nibling

Child of a paternal half-sister with maternal half-brother or child of a maternal half-sister with paternal half-brother.

My double-half-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

half canned

When you’re not quite drunk yet but you also wouldn’t say you’re sober

Halfway to drunk

Buddy and I were already half canned on whiskey when we hit the bars

by andre le midget December 25, 2020

half-grandniece

Half-sibling's granddaughter.

Half-grandniece.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024