Half eejit

Variation of the irish slang word eejit, generally meaning you are only slightly an idiot. A subtle approach to the insult, generally used on family members when a full insult doesn't feel necessary.

Paddy: I just spilt my drink on the floor

John: Argh! Your a half eejit!

by MJA88 April 23, 2009

I can't understand flim half the time

a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,

Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia

I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.

by Mineowedwus August 12, 2022

half half whole

A sexual act in which the man only gives half his max length strokes until eventually giving a full length stroke

Damn I can't believe you gave Jenny the half half whole

You know it bro

by Terminus February 9, 2023

half sasquatch

When you shave one side of your pubes and leave the other side hairy.

“Damn dude that’s a nice half sasquatch”

by Half sasquatch or no sasquatch July 22, 2022

Loaf and a Half

A loaf and a half means 150 dollars, half a loaf is 50 and a loaf is 100 dollars.

Buyer: "Aye man you have any weed for sale?"
Dealer: "I have half an ounce, but it will cost you a loaf and a half."
Buyer: "Alright that sounds good."

by Highest Flyer April 19, 2015

half a bender

Half a bender, a slang / derogatory term for a metrosexual man.

Man 1 " tried my new moisturiser last night, face proper smooth"

Man 2 " fuck off, you turned half a bender or sumthink?"

by jamz b December 3, 2011

half-great-great-pibling

Great-grandparent's half-sibling.

half-great-great-pibling.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024