Michael's natural existence is a humor to the people around him, he is constantly hitting nicotine and asking people to buy nicotine and alcohol for him because he's too much of a lazy shit. He also thinks he pulls mad bitches but the bitches he does pull live 200 miles away and he has to buy a plane ticket just for some badussy.
Person 1: "Yo, who is that?"
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael."
Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot."
Person 2: "He is."
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael."
Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot."
Person 2: "He is."
by badussy2.0 February 3, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!
by Edubz October 5, 2017
Get the Michael Springermug. Michael is a name given to a king, a leader, a ruler. He is normally a funny but laid-back type guy. Michael is probably tall, brown-skinned with big eyes. Michael can be one of your closest friends for life who will listen to all your problems(probably not tho). The ideal boyfriend smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. Michael will be naturally good at anything especially in bed. Michael is a guy that is cute and honest with you. He loves playing video games, watching anime, reading comics, manga, and books. Michael may be a common name but it's the best name
girl: Is that Michael F******
other girl: yea he so fine
Ps: the best Michael's last names start with a F, J, B, and M
other girl: yea he so fine
Ps: the best Michael's last names start with a F, J, B, and M
by MeIeCeHeAeEeLFeOeReEeMeAeN November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. Very tall. Very very tall. Nice bloke, very friendly. Tough bloke too. Not afraid to stand up to people to help his friends out. Can be religious, not always though. Short black hair. Has loving friends.
by BigBoySunday November 22, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. “Pulling a Michael”, also known as PAM, is when you completely ignore somebody with no explanation, no matter how many times they contact you.
Person 1: Hey, want to hangout this weekend?
Person 2:
Person 1: Please don’t be pulling a Michael :/
Person 2:
Person 1: Please don’t be pulling a Michael :/
by emilyissingle April 24, 2021
Get the Pulling a Michaelmug. A fat nigger no brain cell Fucking cuck master who has a chode he gets pisted easily because his dad beat him as a kid because his dad is a crack addict and created a retard fucking nigger with a hard R yep A mothafuking hard R, like fuck man! He is a big rwetard
by Truthful Liar February 20, 2018
Get the michael spraguemug. by Will1874 January 13, 2021
Get the Pulling a Michaelmug.