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National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.
Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.
by Julia Evergreen May 28, 2018
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National Rowan is a Boomer Day

November 13th. This is a day where anyone named Rowan has to be called a "Boomer". Rowan shall also only be replied to with "ok boomer"
National Rowan is a Boomer Day quotes:

Rowan: Hi
You: ok boomer

Rowan: stop calling me a boomer
You: ok boomer
by Jalen C. Gaymon November 12, 2019
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National kiss anyone day

Kiss anyone u see no stopping April 16
by Sobringthejonnywalker24 April 14, 2019
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National Big dick day

Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around
by OSC ThiccLaw April 20, 2019
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National fuck off day

National Fuck Off day is on October 16th and it’s the national day where everyone needs to just fuck off so spread the word and put it in your calendars
Person *talks to me nonstop

Me: “bruh it’s national fuck off day so FUCK OFF!”
by Rtowse5 October 6, 2019
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National Ja Bari Day

The day April 25th is National Ja Bari Day and it is a day to celebrate anything and everything about Ja Bari Donta Milligan
Bro I love National Ja Bari Day
by Blacc Guy April 19, 2020
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national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.
C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!
by Tyler, The Destroyer May 14, 2020
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