"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"
by hornysexer December 6, 2022
Get the National have sex with your boyfriend daymug. <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by jobiff March 31, 2025
Get the having hats that are the size of allahmug. *People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"
by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022
Get the What does that have to do with Christmas?mug. I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""
I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""
I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""mug. 
The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.
Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Get the The 'I have kids' defensemug.