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butt block

A square turd. A rectangular prism of a hearty black turd. It consists of a very rough texture. It is usually painful and sometines stringy. It pops out slow and hurts for a while afterwords.

You may also be considered a butt block if you are an asshole with a square jaw, face, or if you have a square-like personality.
"After I squeezed out that massive butt block, I had to show my mom so she could take me to the doctor." "I obtained some but damage." "My dog, jerry, left a quality butt block on my nieghbors lawn."
by Madman464 March 5, 2011
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Padonkadonk butt

Someone with a large ars that bounces up and down. it makes a padonk-padonk sound as they pass by
Haha steve walked by and his padonkadonk butt bounced up and down.
by kick ars December 11, 2011
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Butt-PlugIn

n. The disgusting synthetic smell that hits you when you walk into a room. Often the result of an individual's terrible taste in (and overuse of) air fresheners, as well as an ill-fated combination of two or more fragrances.
Instead of improving the room, this smell is usually worse than the one being covered up.
(walking into a classroom)
Jim: "Oh, man! This place smells like Butt-PlugIn! Wh-What is that? Cloves and peppermint? Aghh!"
by ultralord3000 June 21, 2011
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Butt Geyser

the splash that enters your butt due to your sphincter not being fully closed, once you drop a hefty turd
"john took a solid dump, one of the turds was so big it gave him a butt geyser"
by Vladboy11 November 20, 2011
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Bic Butt

The kind of poop that turns your butt into a ball point pen. Just keeps writing on the paper
Damn I used the whole roll of toilet paper. I have Bic butt :(
by Outofpaper October 19, 2023
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Clam Butt

When your ass crack develops an insactiable appetite for your under wear. Both cheeks work together to devoure and clamp down hard, griping and embedding the under garment between both cheeks driving it towards the anus. Typically predominant in humid climates and a comon side effect of swamp butt.
Hey freind I have a bad case of clam butt, can you help fish my boxers out of my ass?

Look at the way that girl is walking, she must have a bad case of clam butt.

You should probably throw that underwear out after that bad case of clam butt you had.
by Fart splinters October 13, 2018
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Butt Pussy

What homosexuals like to call their butthole.
Someone stuck their dick in my butt pussy last night, and I found out the condom full of jizz was still in my butt.
by AnonymousAndy2 October 14, 2018
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