British Potato

An awkward little shit loved by everyone and who is British.

"Liam was the definition of a British potato" - niall

by Anonymous directioner December 5, 2021

POTATO

Me.

Me POTATO

by Geez May 4, 2021

Irish Potato

Irish potato in the Jamaican dialect refers to the solanum tuberosum, a cultivated potato known for its starchy tubers.

Although Irish potatoes are not Irish – they are white potatoes from South America which are forever associated with an infamous potato-disease famine in Ireland.

Yes, girl. Irish potatoes taste wicked in your gravy!

The price of Irish potatoes has skyrocketed. down town.
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by Tropical Rythms December 11, 2021

Potato

A man who doesnt like being called cute who gets muted on skype calls

"Stop calling me cute" potato

"Stop muting me

by WeaintjokingLa February 17, 2020

Potato

My friend Jane

Jane your acting retarded aka you a potato

by Goldy_g July 25, 2019

Potato-Idis

A disease where your head looks like a potato

Boy 1: Joseph’s head looks like a potato. Boy 2: He probably has potato-idis.

by HiBlakkes February 19, 2019

Status Potato

Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.

Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it

by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021