A potato who believes in aliens. Not necessarily a plant potato... If you are a potato and believe in aliens then this is FOR YOUUU. Also, let your friends call you that.. oops wait you have no friends... anyways ill call you that it is fine. i am also one of these pieces of shit :)
by Alien-ifiedPotatoConspiracy January 28, 2021
Get the Alien-ified Potatomug. when your dick is so huge first you see its as thick as a potato and as big as a house
I once got so into masturbaiting i finally decided to put penis enlargment cream on my dick, then it got bigger qnd bigger. Finally its big and hard and now I can spew out extra cum
I once got so into masturbaiting i finally decided to put penis enlargment cream on my dick, then it got bigger qnd bigger. Finally its big and hard and now I can spew out extra cum
by Factomatics September 12, 2022
Get the potato dickmug. An expression that describes someone imposing, of great prowess and importance.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.
by Anterooo November 17, 2023
Get the Jack Big Potatomug. 
When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021
Get the potato alarm clockmug. Bob: hey my friend look it’s a potato
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*
by Potato Worshiper August 3, 2020
Get the Potatomug. So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!
Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the hide the potatomug.