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Straight

The main sexuality (it should be the only one). About 91% of the world population Is straight.
Mike: Hey bro are you gay?

Franklin: Nah man I'm straight.
by psodium March 2, 2022
mugGet the Straightmug.

Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023
mugGet the Straight People Day October 29thmug.

Straight Pull Up

Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone. The straightest of all the pull ups. Have to say yooooooo before.
Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone.

Yooooo man buddies straight pull up on him yooo.

Yo miuru and his cousins straight pulled up on me yoooo straight jumped me yoooo.

Yo man callin up my fawkinn buddies yooo straight pull up.
by Existential Crisis June 6, 2018
mugGet the Straight Pull Upmug.

turn her straight

1: Damn, look at dat ass!
2: That's Paige, she's lesbian
1: Really? I can turn her straight.
2: Dude...
by keyboard8 September 12, 2024
mugGet the turn her straightmug.

Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries
by nigglynigel March 12, 2018
mugGet the Ur dad 2 degrees straightmug.

a Straight jonas

If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay
That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "
by nou69420 January 15, 2020
mugGet the a Straight jonasmug.

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