When you are trying to engage in sex but are out of lube so you, or your partner, use diarrhea instead.
"Oh man, we are out of lube."
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.
"It's okay, I had Taco Bell for lunch so you can get a Santorum Special.
by El Toro Queso June 17, 2019
Get the santorum specialmug. When someone leaves food out. Usually after making a really nice meal and using a bunch of ingredients and going the whole nine yards to cook up some bomb food, (ie: Steak, Chicken, Ribs,) this person will just leave a mess in the kitchen and not clean any of it up. Furthermore, the food is usually left out for at least 24-72 hours. It is unknown why Swetye Specials happen amongst some people. Some will say they are trying to show off their meal, while others will say the person is just a bit clumsy and forgetful. Therefore, the reason why Swetye Specials arise vary amongst person to person...
John Apple-Tree: "Yo bro did you hear that Zak made some fire ass steak the other night?"
Cody Maverick: "Yea boss it looked really good when he was cooking it up, but he left another fucking Swetye Special in the Kitchen.... is this kid ever gonna figure it out and clean up after himself ?"
Cody Maverick: "Yea boss it looked really good when he was cooking it up, but he left another fucking Swetye Special in the Kitchen.... is this kid ever gonna figure it out and clean up after himself ?"
by stanimal51 May 15, 2021
Get the Swetye Specialmug. Ex: “Oh my god Gertrude, look! Alberts wearing The French Special to the beach today!”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”
by ShoompaLoomp January 12, 2023
Get the The French Specialmug. Refers to the phenomenon generally associated with drivers from New Jersey, where they pull out in front of you on the road and go 10 mph under the speed limit.
by GeshieGempFrem December 5, 2023
Get the The Jersey Specialmug. by nigerian dwarf July 30, 2024
Get the Gagne Specialmug. When you shove cheese curds from cook out up your ass while fucking a cheeseburger from cookout at the same time
Chuckles:Have u seen the sub for mr.shaffers class
Landon:Yeah she was hiding behind the desk doing momma shera’s special
Landon:Yeah she was hiding behind the desk doing momma shera’s special
by Theodih October 30, 2025
Get the Momma shera’s specialmug. Cowboy Specials are a woman's fat calves. Why? Because in the movie Smokey and the Bandit Burt Reynolds character, Bo "The Bandit" Darville, tells Sally Field (Carrie) that "Cowboys love fat calves."
"Sarah may be ugly but she's got those juicy cowboy specials."
"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."
"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."
by Jesse Jamison August 13, 2022
Get the Cowboy Specialsmug.