by Socratic1234 November 6, 2020

The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.
Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)
by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017

When a group chat gets leaked to the public, now the people in the group chat will have to explain the abominations in it. (ex. War crimes, Terrorist messages, etc.)
by diass March 22, 2024

by DEOCENX June 14, 2022

john: I made TST group
you: but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?
john: :sob:
you: but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?
john: :sob:
by incompleteusern October 9, 2023

I ask Jim our computer guy to install my workstation before lunch, instead he left for lunch early. I got Raked
by Bulldogslobber December 19, 2011
