Sugar free gummy bears

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.

Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

drop a deuce, free a bird

a chill phrase to use when you don't know how or why you did something, but it expresses the extremely chill nature

person 1: hey dude why did you do that?

person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."

by Staedtler Berol February 15, 2024

Hans-free

When you get free time from Hans, you're Hans-free.

I love these phone calls Hans-free!

by 🅰️ January 17, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>free us to dive further into the dilemmas that really deserve our focused effort<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>free us to dive further into the dilemmas that really deserve our focused effort<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

roam free

To refuse to ever commit to being available to connect at any time. You can only connect when the stars align and you happen to catch them at the right time.

"I can never get ahold of Kelly to discuss issues related to the business plan. She has to roam free".

by ChuckUrbanDictionary March 28, 2007

Free

when you are absolutely garbage a fortnite and can be beaten by anyone

i beat him so many time he is so free

by YaBoiCharles123 February 16, 2021